Roseanne "The Early Seasons"

Questions about the first four seasons

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Roseanne is trying to quit smoking. What are her and Jackie eating while talking about why Roseanne smokes?
  • Cake
  • Carrot sticks
  • Celery sticks
  • Ice Cream
  • 2
    Dan asks Roseanne if she smoked that day. She replies no but that she did however do what?
  • Ate 7,000 pickle chips
  • Bit off all her nails
  • Chewed 5 packs of gum
  • Ate an entire cake
  • 3
    Roseanne and Dan argue over her doing everything in the house. Dan says he will cook dinner. What is Roseanne's reply?
  • You don't know how to cook
  • No, we will order take out
  • You will leave the mess for me to clean up as always
  • Oh, but honey you just cooked dinner three years ago
  • 4
    Dan and Roseanne argue about where to go on their honeymoon. Where does Roseanne want to go?
  • Sarasota, Florida
  • Cabo San Lucas
  • Las Vegas
  • Honolulu, Hawaii
  • 5
    The Connor's spend a day at the mall. They run into their friend Crystal. Roseanne refers to Crystal as what?
  • The original mall rat
  • The original mall groupie
  • A shopoholic
  • A crazy spending lunatic
  • 6
    Dan makes his famous chili. DJ tastes it and calls it what?
  • Too spicy
  • Gross
  • Bland
  • Too chunky
  • 7
    Roseanne is working two jobs and barely sees Dan. He surprises her at the Lobo while she's working. He tells her his name is Tony. She tells him her name is what?
  • Vivian
  • Vanessa
  • Priscilla
  • Amelia
  • 8
    What does Roseanne tell the perfume saleswoman her boyfriends name is?
  • Lance
  • Brock
  • Kane
  • Roberto
  • 9
    Becky and Dana get drunk. Dana asks where the bathroom is. Becky tells her they don't have a bathroom. That they use a what?
  • A bucket
  • An outhouse
  • A wok
  • A vase
  • 10
    After finding out she is not pregnant. What name does Roseanne say she would have named the baby if she was pregnant?
  • Jack and Priscilla
  • Jerry and Vivian
  • Donny and Amelia
  • Jerry and Vanessa
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