The Queen of all mothers!!!

Various questions from the entire series Roseanne
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What does Roseanne tell the kids about eating cookies before dinner?
  • It will ruin their appetite.
  • Use a plate.
  • Make sure to dunk them in milk.
  • Those are mom's cookies!
  • 2
    Place the character weddings in the sequential order that they happened on the show (first wedding to last wedding).
    • Crystal & Ed
    • Darlene & David
    • Leon & Scott
    • Jackie & Fred

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    How does Darlene vandalize the Lunchbox to protest them selling meat?
  • Has David draw outlines of cow bodies in chalk out front of the restaurant.
  • Hangs up pictures of dead cows.
  • Makes tshirts for her & David to wear that say "Meat is Murder".
  • Has David draw pictures in the menus that show chalk outlines of cow bodies.
  • 4
    What is the nickname Bev earns after her frolic & fall in the shower with Jake?
  • Bev & Breakfast
  • Beddin' Bev
  • Craftmatic Adustable Bev
  • Buxom Bev
  • 5
    Which of the following hospital incidents does NOT happen to someone during the series?
  • Darlene goes to the hospital for appendicitis.
  • Bev falls & breaks her pelvis.
  • Jackie has to go to the hospital to be examined after a domestic dispute.
  • DJ breaks his arm while playing ice hockey.
  • Jackie is injured after she falls down the stairs & ends up in the hospital.
  • Dan has a heart attack.
  • Dan's nose is broken/bloodied.
  • Roseanne has a tooth knocked out.
  • 6
    Which of the following costumes was NOT worn in any of the Roseanne Halloween episodes?
  • DJ as a ninja.
  • Arnie as Elvis' ghost.
  • Roseanne dressed as a lumberjack type man.
  • Jackie as Elvira.
  • Darlene as a one armed stewardess.
  • Booker as a moose.
  • Roseanne as Prince.
  • Dan as the three stooges.
  • 7
    Ellen Degeneres was on one episode of Roseanne. What was her character's profession?
  • Waitress
  • Marriage Counselor
  • Nurse
  • Accountant
  • Real Estate Agent
  • 8
    Which of the following decorations/pieces was NOT found in the iconic Conner living room at one point?
  • Green plastic godzilla
  • Painting of dogs playing poker
  • Dalmation umbrella holder
  • Wooden pig statue
  • Decorative pillow with mushrooms on it
  • Little ceramic dog statue
  • Red arm chair
  • Elvis plate
  • 9
    Which of the following characters did NOT attend one of the Conner family Thanksgivings?
  • Ed
  • Fisher
  • Fred
  • Audrey
  • DJ's teacher
  • Scott
  • Lonnie
  • 10
    What is Darlene's response when Becky tells her, "Why don't you just kiss my butt?"
  • I don't have all day, Dorky!
  • I think I'll pass, Jumbo!
  • Well let me grab my chapstick!
  • Well haul it on over here, Jumbo!
  • 11
    Which of these songs was NOT sung or played during the run of the show?
  • Run Around
  • Pump Up the Jam
  • I Want to Hold Your Hand
  • You Really Got a Hold on Me
  • Hanky Panky
  • I Got You Babe
  • 12
    Put each of Roseanne's professions in order (earliest to most recent)
    • Waitress at Rodbell's
    • Factory Worker
    • Selling Magazines Over the Phone
    • Shampoo Girl
    • Lunchbox Owner
    • Fast Food Worker

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