Friends - Whos Line Is It Anyway

Oh, I know, this must be so hard. "Oh no, two women love me! They're both gorgeous and sexy! My wallet's too small for my fifties AND MY DIAMOND SHOES ARE TOO TIGHT!"

You know what would be great.. If you guys died!

Gum would be perfection. Gum would be perfection. I could have said gum would be nice, could have said I'll have a stick. But no no no no no, for me, gum is perfection. I loathe myself

And she's a little manish

What's up with Gene?

Do you want me to get inside the bathtub and thrash around?

Yeah, it must be hard saying goodbye to 5 different people. Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, go... OH NO! IT'S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!

What, What are you gonna show me my clothes?

Yes I'm quite the woodsman

I can understand why Superman is here - but why is there a porcupine at the Easter Bunny's funeral?

The lotion and the powder have formed a paste

And the wigglewoms and the zipzorps?! ... What were the things you said?