South Park Quiz for Dumbasses

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1
How does Randy Marsh get testicular cancer?
  • An alien shot them
  • Sharon gave him an std
  • He put his balls in the microwave
  • Stan died
  • I raped him
  • 2
    The episode "Your Getting Old" sucks ass
  • True
  • False
  • 3
    Who does Paris Hilton Kidnap to replace her dead dog?
  • Stan
  • Kyle
  • Cartman
  • Randy
  • Butters
  • Mr. Slave
  • Sarah Palin
  • Gerald Broflovski
  • 4
    Who is the third person in the bus line (From left to right) in the first episode?
  • Cartman
  • Kenny
  • Butters
  • Kyle
  • Chef
  • Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo
  • Stan
  • Osama Bin Laden
  • 5
    Butters is a professional _______
  • Prostitute
  • Student
  • Mail man
  • Tap dancer
  • Magician
  • Lion
  • Morman
  • 6
    Who is Stan's uncle??
  • Jimbo Kern
  • Marvin Marsh
  • Randy Marsh
  • Cleo
  • Kyle
  • Kevan
  • Stuart
  • Mr. Macky
  • 7
    Who voices Kenny (un-muffled) in South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut?
  • Trey Parker
  • Matt Stone
  • Eric Stough
  • Bill Gates
  • Mike Judge
  • Morgan Freeman
  • Me
  • Kirk Hammet
  • 8
    The name of Kyle's cousin is Kyle?
  • True
  • False
  • 9
    In the episode "Hell on Earth 2006" Satan tells everyone in Hell to not wear a costume of what?
  • Satan
  • God
  • The Crow
  • A school girl
  • Jesus
  • Cartman
  • A priest
  • My Butt
  • 10
    Episodes 202 and 203 were banned
  • True
  • False
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