The Simpsons Quotes

Simpson Quotes
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Question 1 of 12
Marge: No your angry, look your....................
A
smashing beer cans on Barts head!
B
punching the dog right now!
C
punching the cat right now!
D
setting the car on fire!
Question 2 of 12
Arnie Pie: I cant.......
A
lick your feet Homer
B
see through metal Kent
C
kiss you Marge
D
kill myself Troy
Question 3 of 12
Bart: Cmon on Angry Dad get angry........
A
dont make me do a clip show
B
dont make me but a Milhouse character
C
dont make me eat a cow
D
dont make me go bankrupt
Question 4 of 12
Homer: Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins........
A
and leprechauns
B
and pixies
C
and eskimos
D
and Jesus
Question 5 of 12
Homer: But Lenny said his dad was...........
A
Babe Ruth
B
Hulk Hogan
C
Michael Jordan
D
Jim Brown
Question 6 of 12
Apu: Hey this is not lending library, put that comic down or.......
A
ill blow your head off
B
ill buy you ice cream
C
ill buy you drugs
D
ill buy you beer
Question 7 of 12
Skinner: Thank you for comming. Homer: Thank you.......
A
for the candy bar
B
for getting me out of work
C
for the marajuana
D
for the Denver Broncos
Question 8 of 12
Ned Flander: Pain......
A
heals all
B
is the clenser
C
hurts
D
didly rocks
Question 9 of 12
Bart: I'm having some side effects from the dope. All I know that................
A
its making gay
B
im paralyzed
C
I smell
D
my testicals wouldnt fit in my underwear
Question 10 of 12
Marge: 8 spices, some must be doubles.......
A
Paprika what the hell
B
Oregano what the hell
C
Parsley what the hell
D
Italian seasoning what the hell
Question 11 of 12
Otto: OMG he's here the dude with the fireproof.......
A
tounge
B
liver
C
stomach
D
pancreas
E
throut(sp)
Question 12 of 12
Ralph: Thats my sandbox. Im not aloud..............
A
to pee in it
B
to go in the deep end
C
to go in it
D
to in the that hole to nowhere
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