Buff Quotes

"I didn't like the old man. He got stuck in my teeth."

"Whenever Giles sends me on a mission,he always says please. And afterwards I get a cookie!"

"You had Sex with Giles! Twice! On the hood of a police car!"

"Come on,you need to find the fun B....uffy"

"That's me as a vampire? I'm so evil,and skanky......and I think i'm kinda gay."

"Dracula? Poncy bugger owes me eleven quid for one thing."

"So, I'm wondering, do the other cookie animals feel sorta ripped? Like, is the hippo going,'Hey, man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity!'And you know the monkey's just,'I mock you with my monkey pants."

"I made a spot for the chesse slices."

''Oh, my God! I ate a pig? I mean, the whole trichinosis issue aside, yuck''

Grrr.Arghhh.