Who said it? Quotes from The Office (USA)

Identify who said each of the quotes from all nine seasons of The Office (USA.) Not all of the quotes are particularly memorable, but the idea is to guess based on your understanding of the characters.
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"Impossible. He opened it like an ape."
  • Toby
  • Dwight
  • Stanley
  • Michael
  • 2
    "You put it in the garbage can that was a special filing cabinet."
  • Jan
  • Oscar
  • Pam
  • Jim
  • 3
    "Where is my Oprah moment? Get as much done as you can before lunch because, afterward, I'm going to have you all in tears."
  • Micheal
  • Andy
  • Dwight
  • Charles Miner
  • 4
    "I look forward to my afternoon cigars and I'm not stopping for anybody."
  • Stanley
  • Meredith
  • Michael
  • Jan
  • 5
    "This is ridiculous. Why can't there just be two Kate Middletons."
  • Kelly
  • Erin
  • Meredith
  • Pam
  • 6
    "You're the deuce I never wanna drop."
  • Michael
  • Dwight
  • Andy
  • Jim
  • 7
    "Toby, I'm gonna tell you her last name tomorrow 'cause she's gonna be screaming it tonight."
  • Gabe
  • Andy
  • Darrell
  • Michael
  • 8
    "Meryl Streep is the bad guy. You never see it coming."
  • Dwight
  • Erin
  • Phyllis
  • Michael
  • 9
    "This coming from a guy who uses a children's toilet?"
  • Dwight
  • Jim
  • Jo Bennett
  • Creed
  • 10
    "China is a sleeping dragon that is just beginning to stir."
  • Michael
  • Angela
  • Kevin
  • Ryan
  • 11
    "Don't get me started on how coddled the modern anus is."
  • Angela
  • Creed
  • Dwight
  • Jim
  • 12
    "As your pale skin and severe bone structure imply, you'll age swiftly and poorly."
  • Jo Bennett
  • Angela
  • Michael
  • Dwight
  • 13
    "Yeah, I went hunting once. Shot the deer in the leg. Had to kill it with a shovel. Took about an hour. Why do you ask?"
  • Toby
  • Michael
  • Creed
  • Kevin
  • 14
    "I believe I hold up well to even severe scrutiny."
  • Jan
  • Pam
  • Kelly
  • Angela
  • 15
    "Jim's been looking at me, kind of a LOT, all week. It would creep me out, but it's nothing compared to the way Michael looks at me."
  • Pam
  • Ryan
  • Kelly
  • Charles Miner
  • 16
    "You are the Eva Paron to my Cesar Chavez."
  • Dwight
  • Jan
  • Michael
  • Angela
  • 17
    "It destroys art. It destroys souls. This is so much more offensive to me than hardcore porno."
  • Oscar
  • Phyllis
  • Angela
  • Toby
  • 18
    "Do you want me to spin you in your chair and make you dizzy?"
  • Pam
  • Dwight
  • Erin
  • Kelly
  • 19
    "Disposable cameras are fun, although it does seem a little wasteful, and you never get to see any of your pictures."
  • Kevin
  • Michael
  • Erin
  • Dwight
  • 20
    "It must be nice to get some rest from all your rest."
  • Jim
  • Charles Miner
  • Jo Bennett
  • Jan
  • 21
    "And don't try to ride 'em. 'Lotta people try to ride 'em."
  • Jo Bennett
  • Charles Miner
  • Gabe
  • Mose
  • 22
    "Here is to Mr. Lacocca and his failed experiment, the DeLorean."
  • Dwight
  • Kevin
  • Gabe
  • Michael
  • 23
    "People scratch their heads when they're confused... not always like an ape the way Meredith just did, but it happens."
  • Erin
  • Pam
  • Toby
  • Jim
  • 24
    "I do not plan on helping unless it's a boy."
  • Dwight
  • Pam
  • Jim
  • Michael
  • 25
    "You know I'm always good for some serious buckage."
  • Michael
  • Dwight
  • Andy
  • Kevin
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