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How well do you know the people and town of Dog River?
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Who founded Dog River?
  • Harold Burroughs
  • Harold Gordon
  • Harold Main
  • Harold Leigh
  • 2
    What year was Dog River founded?
  • 1899
  • 1901
  • 1903
  • 1905
  • 3
    What letters are missing from the town's grocery store sign?
  • D, M and T
  • D, A and E
  • D, K and R
  • D, K and E
  • 4
    Speaking of letters, what letters are torn off The Ruby's cafe sign in a windstorm?
  • R and C
  • F and E
  • Y and A
  • A and F
  • 5
    What is the name of the trivia game at the bar?
  • Trivia2000
  • TriviaBlast
  • TriviaZone
  • TriviaGame
  • 6
    What "biggest thing" does Dog River build to attract tourists?
  • A shovel
  • A hoe
  • A tractor
  • A rake
  • 7
    What large gas station chain offers to buy Corner Gas?
  • Pump 'n' Gas
  • Pump 'n' Drive
  • Pump 'n' Go
  • Pump 'n' Oil
  • 8
    At the mention of what town's name do all Dog River residents spit?
  • Wallertown
  • Walleston
  • Wullertown
  • Wullerton
  • 9
    What is the name of coveted trophy given to a champion Dog River curling team?
  • The Cloviel Cup
  • The Clavelle Cup
  • The Coville Cup
  • The Cavelle Cup
  • 10
    What group do Emma, Helen, Agnes and other seniors belong to?
  • The Pink Ladies
  • The Purple Ladies
  • The Purple Hats
  • The Pink Hats
  • 11
    What phrase is written on the Dog River water tower?
  • Grad 86
  • Grad 68
  • Grad 88
  • Grad 89
  • 12
    What was the very first building built in the town of Dog River?
  • A grain elevator
  • A house
  • A barn
  • A shed
  • 13
    What is Mayor Fitzy's mayoral campaign slogan?
  • "Make Dog River Better!"
  • "Making Dog River a Better Place"
  • "Dog River - Better Every Day!"
  • "I Heart Dog River"
  • 14
    What is the name of the kids' soccer team coached by Davis?
  • The Dog River River Dogs
  • The Dog River Puppies
  • The Corner Gas Ruby Pumps
  • The Corner Gas Ruby Reds
  • 15
    Why is the town named Dog River?
  • Because it is the translation of the Native name of the area
  • Because from an aerial view the river is dog-shaped
  • Because early settlers used to bathe their dogs in the river
  • Because a crazy man drowned dogs in a river
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