Hangin' Out at Corner Gas!

How well do you remember the Pilot Episode from this classic Canadian TV comedy?
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What is the first line spoken in the pilot?
  • "Who do think would win in a fight: a werewolf or a robot?"
  • "Want me to fill it up?"
  • "Jackass!"
  • "Buy ya a coffee?"
  • 2
    What is Brent doing in the opening credit sequence?
  • Pumping gas
  • Reading a comic
  • Driving
  • Eating a chili cheese dog
  • 3
    What is the first line of the opening theme song?
  • "You can tell me you see your dog a mile away"
  • "You can tell me your dog is a mile away"
  • "You can tell me that your dog ran away"
  • "You can tell me that your dog is away"
  • 4
    What does Karen pass to Davis during the opening credits?
  • A coffee
  • Her nightstick
  • A clipboard
  • The police cruiser car keys
  • 5
    What sits on the counter in front of Wanda during the opening credits?
  • A crossword puzzle
  • A coffee
  • A magazine
  • A chess set
  • 6
    In what city did Lacey live before moving to Dog River?
  • Regina
  • Calgary
  • Toronto
  • Ottawa
  • 7
    What is the first headline ever in the Dog River Howler?
  • "Coffee Shop Becomes Meth Lab"
  • "Hank Says "No!" to New Coffe Shop Owner"
  • "Big Woman Destroys City Landmark"
  • "Big City Woman Destroys Landmark"
  • 8
    What sign is Brent mounting on the exterior wall of the gas station when Oscar first appears?
  • "We Rent Movies"
  • "Videos Now Here!"
  • "Movie Rentals"
  • "Video Rentals"
  • 9
    What famous person does Oscar impersonate as he mocks Brent's new sign?
  • Dick Clarke
  • Elwy Yost
  • Ed Sullivan
  • Alfred Hitchcock
  • 10
    What product does Emma ask if Brent carries at the store when she first appears?
  • Whole wheat flour
  • Baker's yeast
  • Baking powder
  • Bisquick
  • 11
    What movie does Oscar rent from Corner Gas?
  • Alien
  • Jurassic Park
  • Star Wars
  • Jaws
  • 12
    What does Hank fear Lacey has turned the coffee shop into with all her renovations?
  • An English tea room
  • A gay bar
  • A vegan restaurant
  • A meth lab
  • 13
    What is written on the sign that Hank carries during his boycott of the coffee shop?
  • "Save the Coffee Shop"
  • "Say No to Tablecloths"
  • "Send Lacey back home"
  • "Say No to Gay Bars"
  • 14
    What machine does Emma help Oscar hook up?
  • A DVD player
  • A VCR
  • A record player
  • A telephone
  • 15
    What prompts Brent to boycott the coffee shop at the end of the episode?
  • Lacey raises the price of coffee
  • Lacey takes hot dogs off the menu
  • Lacey refuses take out orders
  • Lacey refuses to setup a buffet
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