The Simpson's Quotes

25 seasons 25 quotes (one per season)
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Who said what?
1
"I don't think suspension or expulsion will do the trick. I think it behooves us all to consider deportation."
  • Dr. Pryor
  • Principle Skinner
  • Ms. Krabappel
  • Homer
  • Marge
  • 2
    "As a natural enemy, I don't know why I should care, but the information regarding America's colonial period you received is erroneous."
  • Lisa
  • Professeur Frink
  • Milhouse
  • Martin
  • Sherri/Terri
  • 3
    "Perhaps you're wondering why you have two heads. Well my body was crushed, so my head was grafted onto your, shall we say, ample frame"
  • Mr. Burns
  • Principle Skinner
  • Moe
  • Agnes Skinner
  • Lenny
  • 4
    "Well everything's stolen nowadays. Why the fax machine is nothing but a waffle iron with a phone attached."
  • Mr. Burns
  • Moe
  • Apu
  • Homer
  • Grandpa
  • 5
    "Homer, that hat's been with the station for twenty years. He had one day left 'til retirement."
  • Chief Wiggum
  • Bill
  • Marty
  • Kent Brockman
  • Principle Skinner
  • 6
    " I was saying Boo-urns"
  • Jasper
  • Jay Sherman
  • Rainer Wolfcastle
  • Grandpa
  • Hans Moleman
  • 7
    "This has purple stuff inside. Purple is a fruit."
  • Ralph Wiggum
  • Chief Wiggum
  • Barney
  • Homer
  • Cletus
  • 8
    "By the way, Homer, what's your least favorite country, Italy or France?"
  • Sideshow Bob
  • Hank Scorpio
  • George H.W Bush
  • Molloy
  • Rex Banner
  • 9
    "I'm so hungry I could eat at arby's"
  • Lisa
  • Bart
  • Nelson
  • Milhouse
  • Sherri/Terri
  • 10
    "You see, the thing about huckleberries is: once you've had fresh, you'll never go back to canned."
  • Martin
  • Milhouse
  • Nelson
  • Bart
  • Principle Skinner
  • 11
    "So have a Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Krazy Kwanzaa, a Tip-Top Tet, and a solemn, dignified Ramadan. And now, a word from my god, our sponsor..."
  • Kent Brockman
  • Krusty the Klown
  • Itchy
  • Rev. Lovejoy
  • Conan O'Brien
  • 12
    "Rakes! My old archenemy"
  • Sideshow Bob
  • Grandpa Simpson
  • Mr. Burns
  • Principle Skinner
  • Snorky the Dolphin
  • 13
    "Oh, this battle is rife with inaccuracy. Hey you dead people, stop playing cards. And Stonewall Jackson, stop roller blading!"
  • Martin
  • Mr. Burns
  • Professeur Frink
  • Homer
  • Principle Skinner
  • 14
    "I like that clown. He's really lookin' out for me, the average Joe-Six Tooth."
  • Homer
  • Moe
  • Cletus
  • Groundskeeper Willie
  • Hans Moleman
  • 15
    "Homer, this bachelor party seems to have peaked. Could you please return my pants and/or underpants so I can go home?"
  • Artie Ziff
  • Moe
  • Dracula
  • Principle Skinner
  • Apu
  • 16
    "Hey, I'm sure it's just a phase, like when I used to stand on the overpass and drop computers on the highway."
  • Grandpa
  • Jasper
  • Jimbo
  • Nelson
  • Moe
  • 17
    "Wait, wait! I have some even more exciting news! There's a girl in the audience!"
  • Moe
  • Lenny
  • The Sea Captain
  • Comic book guy
  • Krusty
  • 18
    "I like how everything's in sepia tone. Makes me all nostalgic"
  • Lenny
  • Dolph
  • Grounds keeper Willie
  • Super intendent Chalmers
  • Mr. Largo
  • 19
    "The Constitution? I'm pretty sure the patriot act killed it to ensure our freedoms."
  • Bart
  • Lisa
  • Homer
  • Marge
  • Grandpa
  • 20
    "I'm going to find Dondelinger and tell him I know what he did last summer...22 years ago...in the winter!"
  • Homer
  • Barney
  • Moe
  • Lenny
  • Carl
  • 21
    " I can stand in one state, fire a gun in the second state, the bullet will travel through the third, hitting you in the fourth, so you'll fall down dead in the fifth! ... their sum total is the greatest murder since Snape killed Dumbledore!"
  • Comic book guy
  • Mr. Burns
  • Fat Tony
  • Sideshow Bob
  • Hank Scorpio
  • 22
    "You made me love baseball. Not as a collection of numbers, but as an unpredictable, passionate game, beaten in excitement only by every other sport."
  • Martin
  • Lisa
  • Milhouse
  • Professeur Frink
  • Herman Melwood
  • 23
    "SPORTS stands for Strict Parental Oversight Rather Than Sports."
  • Marge
  • Principle Skinner
  • Ms. Hoover
  • Ned
  • Helen Lovejoy
  • 24
    "Stopping all Americans from voting is for the protection of all Americans"
  • Kirk Van Houten
  • Lunch Lady Doris
  • Bart
  • RIch Texan
  • Ron Howard
  • 25
    "You're like egg salad at a picnic, Simpson. Even when you look good, we know you're going bad."
  • Luca$
  • Skinner
  • The Sea Captain
  • Nelson
  • Mr. Burns
  • Unanswered questions will be marked as wrong