Guess the Quote

A hodge podge of my favorite movie quotes. Can you guess the answer?

"Yeah? Well if you were me then I'd be you! And I'd use your body to get to the top! You can't stop me no matter who you are."
  • Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
  • Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
  • Dumb and Dumber
  • The Cable Guy
  • 2
    "A Jose Canseco bat? Tell me you didn't pay money for this."
  • Major League
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
  • The Wizard
  • Bull Durham
  • 3
    "Why do keep calling me Jesus? Do I look Puerto Rican to you?"
  • Pulp Fiction
  • Snakes on a Plane
  • The Long Kiss Goodnight
  • Die Hard with a Vengeance
  • 4
    "Congratulations. I'm a hundred years old."
  • Two Weeks Notice
  • The Proposal
  • The Change-Up
  • 17 Again
  • 5
    "Face it, girls; I'm older and I have more insurance."
  • The Big Chill
  • Terms of Endearment
  • Steel Magnolias
  • Fried Green Tomatoes
  • 6
    "Hello, security? ...Merry Christmas!"
  • Trading Places
  • Elf
  • Home Alone
  • Jingle All the Way
  • 7
    "Yeah I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention."
  • Me, Myself, and Irene
  • Kingpin
  • Dumb & Dumber
  • Shallow Hal
  • 8
    "Excuse me for not knowing about El Salvador, like I'm ever going to Spain anyway."
  • Buffy the Vampire Slayer
  • Clueless
  • Mean Girls
  • Pitch Perfect
  • 9
    "You are fart factory, Slug-slimed, sack-of-rat-guts-in-cat-vomit, cheesy, scab-picked, pimple-squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side!"
  • The Lost Boys
  • Stand by Me
  • Hook
  • The Goonies
  • 10
    "Drug dealers? Did you see their clothes? Drug dealers wouldn't be caught dead in those polyester rags."
  • Back to the Future
  • Lucas
  • The Goonies
  • Stand by Me
  • Unanswered questions will be marked as wrong