Roseanne and Stuff

All about 9 years of the Conners
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This is probably a bit harder than some of the quizzes you've seen about Roseanne. At least I think it is :) I hope you enjoy it!
1
Dan can't stand when people:
  • Leave jelly in the peanut butter
  • Leave toast crumbs in the butter
  • Leave syrup on the table
  • Leave mud on the floor
  • 2
    Roseanne has dressed up as what for Halloween?
  • Male lumberjack
  • The Statue of Liberty
  • Witch
  • All of the above
  • 3
    What flew through the Conner's living room window in the tornado episode?
  • Spatula
  • Lawn chair
  • Freddy Meeker's mailbox
  • Arney's grill
  • 4
    What did Darlene do to get DJ to stop peeping at Molly?
  • She put shoe polish on the eyepiece of his telescope
  • She hid his telescope
  • She told Dan and Roseanne
  • She beat him up
  • 5
    Roseanne's fourth child was supposed to be a girl but wasn't.
  • True
  • False
  • 6
    When Darlene and David are snowed in at David's house for Christmas Eve, they trade gifts. What are the gifts?
  • Professional drawing pens/leather jacket
  • Nirvana T-shirt/CD Player
  • Animation cell/professional drawing pens
  • A puppy/CD Player
  • VCR/animation cell
  • 7
    Before Jackie confesses to her friends that she slept with Arnie, what does Crystal admit that she is ashamed of?
  • She robbed a gas station as a teenager
  • She slept with her best friend's boyfriend
  • She cheated on her SATs
  • She voted for herself for homecoming queen
  • 8
    At Dan's birthday party at the Lobo, what did Crystal give him for his birthday (besides the cake)?
  • A scarf with his company logo on it
  • A year's supply of beer
  • A brass captain's bell
  • An antique sword
  • 9
    Complete the line: "To thine own self be true".....
  • My name's Dan and I love you
  • Shop at Eddie's Subaru
  • I like cake doot doo dee doo
  • I think I smell poo
  • 10
    According to Roseanne, what is the fastest way to a man's heart?
  • Love and affection
  • Keeping him in his place
  • Through his chest
  • Making him his favorite snack
  • 11
    When Roseanne goes to spend some of Dan's advance at the perfume counter, she fibs to the sales lady and says she's not married but she's "shacking with this one guy". What does she say his name is?
  • Andrew
  • Brian
  • Steve
  • Lance
  • Mark
  • 12
    According to Bev, what is a gift?
  • Skin
  • Youth
  • Life
  • Music
  • 13
    What did Dan admit he remembered Jackie was wearing the first time they met?
  • An orange jacket
  • Her prom dress
  • Her boyfriend's letter jacket
  • A gray, hooded sweatshirt
  • 14
    In the musical episode, how does Roseanne "kill" Darlene in her dream bathroom?
  • Death by pop quiz
  • Poisoned corn
  • Exploding cigarette
  • She embarrasses her to death
  • 15
    How do Darlene and DJ try to pop popcorn when Becky is babysitting them?
  • They take it outside hoping lightning with strike it
  • They use the hairdryer on it
  • They put it on a heating pad
  • They hold it in front of the heating vent
  • 16
    Dan and Roseanne see their friend Patsy at the Lanford Inn and she tells them she is divorced. Why did she leave her husband?
  • He wouldn't let her go to college
  • She caught him cheating
  • He beat her
  • He was an alcoholic
  • 17
    What was Roseanne and Jackie's maiden name?
  • Healy
  • Martin
  • Hall
  • Harris
  • Stevens
  • 18
    Dan's clock that Roseanne hates has a:
  • Dancing catfish
  • Burping bear
  • Spinning beer can
  • Car with a beeping horn
  • 19
    Who ends up buying Bev's share of The Lunch Box?
  • Leon
  • Crystal
  • Becky
  • Bonny
  • 20
    Jackie already had a name picked out for her baby before she went into labor
  • True
  • False
  • 21
    What does Jackie do that drives Dan crazy?
  • She's there all the time
  • She picks all the nuts out of the Rocky Road ice cream
  • She comes in without knocking
  • All of the above
  • 22
    What is Dan and Roseanne's love-making day?
  • Thursday
  • Wednesday
  • Saturday
  • Monday
  • 23
    Who always says, "You know what your problem is?"
  • Roseanne
  • Bev
  • Becky
  • Bonny
  • Jackie
  • 24
    What does DJ stand for?
  • Daniel Johnathan
  • David Jensen
  • Donnie Jacob
  • David Jacob
  • Denny James
  • 25
    What time did Dan, Dwight, and Freddy have to have the truck running by to win the bet with Roseanne?
  • 2PM
  • 4PM
  • 1PM
  • Noon
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