Friends Character Quotes

Match the line from the show with the correct character. 25 quotes to match-up.
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"No. What I was gonna say is when you're 90 you'll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old."
  • Rachael
  • Monica
  • Phoebe
  • Joey
  • Chandler
  • Ross
  • 2
    "All right, look if you absolutely have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing's right. And that's what deathbeds are for."
  • Rachael
  • Monica
  • Phoebe
  • Joey
  • Chandler
  • Ross
  • 3
    "Hey, just so you know: it's *not* that common, it *doesn't* "happen to every guy, " and it *is* a big deal!"
  • Rachael
  • Monica
  • Phoebe
  • Joey
  • Chandler
  • Ross
  • 4
    "As I recall, when we got married, I saw the groom in the wedding dress."
  • Gunther
  • Nora Bing
  • Jack Gellar
  • Judy Gellar
  • Mr. Bing
  • 5
    "You know, we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that's half human, half *pure evil*!"
  • Rachael
  • Monica
  • Phoebe
  • Joey
  • Chandler
  • Ross
  • 6
    "Just three? I'm dilated three!"
  • Rachael
  • Monica
  • Phoebe
  • Joey
  • Chandler
  • Ross
  • 7
    Ross: Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-alike contest and *won*! Who responded: "Ross came fourth and cried!"
  • Rachael
  • Monica
  • Phoebe
  • Joey
  • Chandler
  • Gunther
  • 8
    Monica: You don't like the game, because you suck at it. Who responded: "I don't suck at it. It sucks. And you suck."
  • Rachael
  • Jill
  • Phoebe
  • Joey
  • Chandler
  • Tag
  • 9
    "In my defense, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy."
  • Rachael
  • Monica
  • Phoebe
  • Joey
  • Chandler
  • Ross
  • Mr. Gellar
  • Mr. Greene
  • 10
    Rachel: Can you take care of Emma just for today? Who responded: "Sure, just lend me your breasts and we'll be on our way."
  • Joey
  • Chandler
  • Ross
  • Gunther
  • Gavin Mitchell
  • Tag
  • 11
    "Guys can fake it? Unbelievable! The one thing that's ours!"
  • Rachael
  • Monica
  • Phoebe
  • Jill
  • Amy
  • 12
    Joey: I hate Pottery barn too! They kicked me out of there just because I sat on a bed. Who responded: "You took off your pants and cimbed under the sheets!"
  • Rachael
  • Monica
  • Phoebe
  • Gunther
  • Chandler
  • Ross
  • 13
    "There should *be* a gold man!"
  • Rachael
  • Monica
  • Phoebe
  • Joey
  • Chandler
  • Ross
  • 14
    Ross: We were on a break! Who responded: "Oh, my God! If you say that one more time, I'm going to break up with you!"
  • Monica
  • Phoebe
  • Gunther
  • Joey
  • Chandler
  • Ross
  • 15
    "Why are you letting him talk to your crotch that way?"
  • Rachael
  • Monica
  • Phoebe
  • Joey
  • Chandler
  • Ross
  • 16
    "Hey, you know what you should do? Take her back to the 1800's when that phrase was last used."
  • Rachael
  • Monica
  • Phoebe
  • Joey
  • Chandler
  • Ross
  • 17
    "Oh, hey, how about this one? It says so in the script! Y'know, I don't know why my character likes you either, I mean, it says in the script here that you're a bitch."
  • Rachael
  • Monica
  • Phoebe
  • Joey
  • Chandler
  • Ross
  • 18
    Rachel: Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian. Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone. Who responded: "Are we still talking about sex?"
  • Monica
  • Phoebe
  • Joey
  • Chandler
  • Ross
  • David
  • 19
    "Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian."
  • Rachael
  • Monica
  • Phoebe
  • Joey
  • Chandler
  • Ross
  • 20
    "But you're not anymore. Because you were on a break."
  • Ben
  • Tag Jones
  • David
  • Gavin Mitchell
  • Mike
  • 21
    "Yeah, and-and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's that-that... that's not why we bought the ticket."
  • Rachael
  • Monica
  • Phoebe
  • Joey
  • Ross
  • Gunther
  • 22
    "You can't fire me. I make your decisions and I say, "I'm not fired." Ha."
  • Rachael
  • Monica
  • Phoebe
  • Joey
  • Chandler
  • Ross
  • 23
    Monica: My motto is get out before they go down. Who responded: "That is so not my motto."
  • Rachael
  • Phoebe
  • Julie
  • Joey
  • Chandler
  • Ross
  • 24
    "Ha, Ha, he said 'erectus'"
  • Rachael
  • Monica
  • Phoebe
  • Joey
  • Chandler
  • Ross
  • 25
    "What? You made a bet. A bet is a bet. You bet on a bet, and if you lose you lose the bet."
  • Rachael
  • Joey
  • Richard
  • Ben
  • Tag Jones
  • Chandler
  • Ross
  • Monica
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