Friends Character Quotes

"No. What I was gonna say is when you're 90 you'll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old."

"All right, look if you absolutely have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing's right. And that's what deathbeds are for."

"Hey, just so you know: it's *not* that common, it *doesn't* "happen to every guy, " and it *is* a big deal!"

"As I recall, when we got married, I saw the groom in the wedding dress."

"You know, we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that's half human, half *pure evil*!"

"Just three? I'm dilated three!"

Ross: Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-alike contest and *won*! Who responded: "Ross came fourth and cried!"

Monica: You don't like the game, because you suck at it. Who responded: "I don't suck at it. It sucks. And you suck."

"In my defense, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy."

Rachel: Can you take care of Emma just for today? Who responded: "Sure, just lend me your breasts and we'll be on our way."

"Guys can fake it? Unbelievable! The one thing that's ours!"

Joey: I hate Pottery barn too! They kicked me out of there just because I sat on a bed. Who responded: "You took off your pants and cimbed under the sheets!"

"There should *be* a gold man!"

Ross: We were on a break! Who responded: "Oh, my God! If you say that one more time, I'm going to break up with you!"

"Why are you letting him talk to your crotch that way?"

"Hey, you know what you should do? Take her back to the 1800's when that phrase was last used."

"Oh, hey, how about this one? It says so in the script! Y'know, I don't know why my character likes you either, I mean, it says in the script here that you're a bitch."

Rachel: Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian. Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone. Who responded: "Are we still talking about sex?"

"Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian."

"But you're not anymore. Because you were on a break."

"Yeah, and-and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's that-that... that's not why we bought the ticket."

"You can't fire me. I make your decisions and I say, "I'm not fired." Ha."

Monica: My motto is get out before they go down. Who responded: "That is so not my motto."

"Ha, Ha, he said 'erectus'"

"What? You made a bet. A bet is a bet. You bet on a bet, and if you lose you lose the bet."