Tough M*A*S*H Quiz

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Margaret had a yellow pillow. What was written on it?
  • Boulder, CO
  • Dallas, TX
  • Sunrise, CO
  • Phoenix, AZ
  • 2
    Where did Radar keep his glasses when he slept?
  • On a shelf
  • On the floor
  • On his forehead
  • In a canteen cup
  • 3
    What was the name of the restaurant where Hawkeye ate fish?
  • Antonio's
  • Sol and Sol's
  • Sandy's Place
  • Tony Packo's
  • 4
    Trapper dated a woman from Chicago. What was her name?
  • Margaret Freeny
  • Mabel Stanley
  • Mary Feeney
  • Mildred Feeney
  • 5
    Henry's neighbor in Bloomington was also a doctor. What was his specialty?
  • Gynecologist
  • Proctologist
  • Pediatrics
  • Podiatrist
  • 6
    Winchester lettered in two varsity sports while in college. One was...
  • Soccer
  • Tennis
  • Crew
  • Football
  • 7
    Father Mulcahy often wore a black baseball cap. What was on it?
  • A cross
  • A shamrock
  • The letter J
  • The letter G
  • 8
    Klinger meets a wounded GI from Toledo who gave him a match book. Where was it from?
  • The Mud Hen gift shop
  • The Trianon
  • Tony Packo's
  • Kimpo Airport
  • 9
    Col. Potter's wife needed to get a new guppy. Whay happened to hers?
  • Its scales fell off
  • The cat ate it
  • It jumped from its bowl
  • Nothing. Her other fish was lonley
  • 10
    What was Radar's pet mouse's name?
  • Minnie
  • Ranger
  • Dopey
  • Daisy
  • 11
    BJ was the subject of an Aggie O'Shay painting. What was he wearing?
  • A kimono
  • A lifesaver
  • Groucho glasses
  • Trapper's old hat
  • 12
    Col Flagg trained himself not to laugh by watching the Three Stooges. What did he do when he felt like laughing?
  • Shoved bamboo under his fingernails
  • Hit himself with a hammer
  • Jabbed himself in the stomach with a cattle prod
  • Drank a shot until he passed out
  • 13
    Lt. Colonel Donald Penobscot competed in the MASH Olympics. Who beat him in the obstacle course?
  • Major Winchester
  • Sgt. Ames
  • Radar
  • Nurse Kellye
  • 14
    Maj. Winchester was sent to the 4077 because he owed Colonel Baldwin money. What caused the debt?
  • Poker
  • Bridge
  • Gin
  • Cribbage
  • 15
    Col. Potter made a brick barbeque for his back patio. What was unusual about it?
  • The smoke stack angled
  • He didn't use mortar
  • He made it from bricks from his house
  • He broke zoning laws by building it
  • 16
    What was Klinger's father's name?
  • Abdullah
  • Lawrence
  • Hakeem
  • Amos
  • 17
    What did Henry dress as at a Halloween party?
  • General MacArthur
  • King Neptune
  • Lana Turner
  • King Tut
  • 18
    BJ had an interesting trip to the 4077th when he arrived. Which of the things below did NOT happen to him?
  • He lost his hat
  • He got shot at
  • He ran into a minefield
  • He lost his lunch
  • 19
    Trapper wrote Klinger a prescription. What was it for?
  • His hairy back
  • To calm his nerves
  • To pep him up
  • Post-nasal drip
  • 20
    Hawkeye got a bottle of wine from Klinger as repayment for a debt. What kind was it?
  • A '43 Merlot
  • A '46 Clouet
  • A '47 Margaux
  • A '42 Ch√Ęteau Canon
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