Finish the Chandler Quote!

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Finish this Chandler quote: And Ross, phone call for you today...
  • Someone ate your sandwich.
  • The museum says you are fired.
  • New York called and you are not allowed to get married anymore.
  • Gene Simmons wants his hair back.
  • Tom Jones wants his pants back.
  • 2
    Finish this Chandler quote. Phoebe: "My new years resolution is to pilot a commercial jet plane. Chandler: "That's great Pheebs, now all you have to do is find a plane load of people...
  • who's resolution is to plummet to their deaths.
  • who are willing to get in a crazy person's plane.
  • who don't know you.
  • who have a death wish.
  • who don't want to come back.
  • 3
    Finish this Chandler quote. "It was summer. And it was hot. Rachel was there. A lonely gray couch. "Oh look!" cried Ned.
  • There is a chick and a duck. The End.
  • Rachel was on the couch. The End.
  • and then the kingdom was his forever. The End.
  • and they lived happily ever after. The End.
  • Ross loves Rachel. The End.
  • 4
    Finish this Chandler quote. "I thank Phoebe, a truly worthy opponent, and may I say...
  • Monica is hiding in the bathroom.
  • you have beautiful eyes.
  • where is she?
  • your breasts are still showing.
  • I WON!
  • 5
    Finish this Chandler quote. "The meaning of the box is threefold. One, it gives me the time to think about what I did. Two, it proves how much I care about my friendship with Joey. And three...
  • it hurts.
  • it makes me uncomfortable.
  • i don't have to look at Ross.
  • it gives me splinters.
  • i know how Joey felt when he was locked in the cabinet.
  • 6
    True or False, Chandler says: [To Ross] "You've got to forget about Elizabeth man, if your not careful you might not get married at all this year."
  • True
  • False
  • 7
    Finish this Chandler quote. Joanna: "Bing. Thats an interesting name." Chandler: "Thank you. it's Gaelic for...
  • "thy turkey is done."
  • "thy mail is here."
  • "thy eyes are crossed."
  • "thy feet smell."
  • "thy car needs an oil change."
  • 8
    Finish this Chandler quote. Ross: "Does it do something special?" Chandler: "Why yes Ross. Pressing my third nipple, it opens the...
  • gates to heaven.
  • delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia.
  • door to the bathroom.
  • secret door to the Epcot Center.
  • trap door to the Land of Oz.
  • 9
    Finish this Chandler quote. "Mental note - if Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it. If she offers you...
  • a turkey dinner, you take it!
  • roadkill, you take it!
  • a manicure, you take it!
  • someone's thumb, you take it!
  • mangled animal carcass, you take it!
  • 10
    Finish this Chandler quote. "Alright kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers...
  • i will not have a job.
  • somebody else will.
  • it doesn't make much of a difference.
  • i will be visiting the unemployment office.
  • the world will implode.
  • Unanswered questions will be marked as wrong