Homerisms

Did you have a good laugh listening to Homer talk throughout the seasons? Can you remember those things he said?
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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a ___."
  • bath robe
  • towel
  • helmet
  • hat
  • 2
    "Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how ___."
  • hard you tried
  • much you did or didn't fail
  • much the other kids sucked
  • drunk you get
  • 3
    "Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, ___."
  • never try
  • get drunk, and you'll forget all about it
  • do better next time
  • people are better than you
  • you suck
  • 4
    "Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and ___."
  • indians
  • caveman
  • eskimos
  • midgets
  • 5
    "Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are ___."
  • useless
  • forgetful
  • stupid
  • old
  • 6
    "___: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
  • Donuts
  • Sex
  • Money
  • Beer
  • 7
    "If something's hard to do, then ___."
  • leave it for the next person
  • it's not worth doing
  • try harder
  • it's not easy
  • 8
    "___ is the first step toward failure."
  • Success
  • Starting
  • Trying
  • Failing
  • 9
    "___...is there anything they can't do?"
  • Donuts
  • Women
  • Super heroes
  • Americans
  • 10
    "Hey, I asked for ketchup - I'm eatin' ___ here!"
  • pizza
  • vegetables
  • donuts
  • salad
  • cake
  • 11
    "With $10,000, we'd be ___! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... ___!"
  • millionaires...donuts
  • rich...love
  • millionaires...beer
  • rich...beer
  • millionaires...love
  • rich...donuts
  • 12
    "I am so smart. I am so smart. ___."
  • S-M-R-T
  • smarty smart smart
  • smort
  • i am the smartest
  • 13
    "I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, ___!"
  • Father
  • Jesus
  • Abraham Lincoln
  • Superman
  • 14
    "Oh, they have ___ on computers now."
  • internet
  • games
  • stuff
  • typing
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