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When Guy finds out Mac is dying from something with an 'A' and an 'E' in it, which of these does he falsly belive Mac is dying of?
  • Cancer
  • Acne
  • Old Age
  • Death
  • 2
    Which one of these is one of Macs 'Top 5 Attributes of a Woman'?
  • Unpredictable
  • Must Hate The Kinks
  • In-touch With Their Feminine Side
  • Funny
  • Loving
  • Predictable
  • 3
    What Number Is Mac's Parking Space?
  • A1
  • B6
  • E9
  • B4
  • A3
  • E1
  • 4
    When Joanna And Alan Are On The Run, What Are Their False Names?
  • Cherry + Merl
  • Jody + Andy
  • Lisa + Kevin
  • Zena + Mike
  • 5
    How Many Ways Does Caroline Try To Get Her Poo To Go Down The Toilet In Episode 1? (This Doesnt Include Flushing The Toilet)
  • 8
  • 4
  • 5
  • 6
  • 6
    Joanna + Alan Break Into A Park At Night And Have Sex On The Grass. Alan Role-Plays And Pretends To Come To 'Fix' Something Of Hers. What Does He Come To 'Fix'?
  • Dvd Video Recorder
  • Computer Monitor
  • Frigde Light
  • Fax Modem
  • 7
    What Are Harriets 4 Children Called?
  • Robbie, Lewis, Ted + Louis
  • Oscar, Jamie, Robbie + Stuart
  • Dan, Jake, Robbie + James
  • Steve, Mark, Ted + Robbie
  • 8
    What Does Sue White Manically Dance To In Her Office?
  • Alan Playing The Recorder
  • A Phone Ringing
  • Caroline Talking
  • Nothing, She Just Dances
  • 9
    Where Is One Place That Sue White Thinks Mugs Live?
  • On A Camels Crotch
  • On A Small Wooden Tree
  • In Her Drawer
  • In A Bin
  • 10
    In The Game Of 'Guyball' Which One Of These Is NOT A Move?
  • Mazon
  • Eager Swiss
  • Fat Chalet
  • Classic Hiest
  • 11
    At Her Housewarming Party, What Does Caroline Drink While With Martain?
  • 21 Shots Of Tequila + 4 Shots Of Undiluted Orange Squash
  • 22 Shots Of Tequila + 7 Shots Of Undiluted Orange Squash
  • 17 Shots Of Tequila + 3 Shots Of Undiluted Orange Squash
  • 26 Shots Of Tequila + 2 Shots Of Undiluted Orange Squash
  • 12
    Dr Alan Statham Sings A Rude Alphabet Song In A Chinese Takeaway. What Does The 'S' Stand For?
  • Sexy Time
  • Shits + Slits
  • Sex + Shags
  • Shits + Snogs
  • 13
    What Is Guy's Full Name?
  • Dr. Guilain Valerie Secretan
  • Dr. Guillaume Valerie Secretan
  • Dr. Guy Valerie Secretan
  • Dr. Guiethan Valerie Secretan
  • 14
    When Mac finds out that he is dying how many lollipops does he put into his mouth at once?
  • 5
  • 6
  • 3
  • 2
  • 15
    After Mac issue Sue White with a restraining order she tries to persuade him to drop it by saying 'What if i sniff you intoxicating trouser fragrence?' *Sniff*. Mac replies with 'No, dont dont do that because it makes you sound like......'
  • .... A Basset Hound
  • .... An Inkjet Printer
  • .... A Hoover
  • .... You Have Excess Flem
  • 16
    What is Martains Dads name?
  • Eric Twatt
  • Phillip Twatt
  • Donald Twatt
  • Timmy Twatt
  • 17
    In the first episode of Series 2, which of the main characters isnt in the lift which takes them down to the 'Secret Lair'?
  • Martain
  • Joanna
  • Alan
  • Boyce
  • 18
    What happens in Series 1, Episode 5?
  • Joanna's Birthday
  • Harriet + Joanna's Pregnancy Tests
  • Caroline's Party
  • The Documentary Crew Are Filming
  • 19
    NOT including the Special, how many scenes are there that involve kissing?
  • 27
  • 30
  • 22
  • 57
  • 20
    What is the ginger nurses name?
  • Marianne
  • Toya
  • Linda
  • Emma
  • 21
    Did you know we have Twitter?
  • Yes
  • No
  • What's Twitter? :S
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