The Simpsons Quotes

Simpson Quotes

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Marge: No your angry, look your....................

smashing beer cans on Barts head!

punching the dog right now!

punching the cat right now!

setting the car on fire!

Arnie Pie: I cant.......

lick your feet Homer

see through metal Kent

kiss you Marge

kill myself Troy

Bart: Cmon on Angry Dad get angry........

dont make me do a clip show

dont make me but a Milhouse character

dont make me eat a cow

dont make me go bankrupt

Homer: Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins........

and leprechauns

and pixies

and eskimos

and Jesus

Homer: But Lenny said his dad was...........

Babe Ruth

Hulk Hogan

Michael Jordan

Jim Brown

Apu: Hey this is not lending library, put that comic down or.......

ill blow your head off

ill buy you ice cream

ill buy you drugs

ill buy you beer

Skinner: Thank you for comming. Homer: Thank you.......

for the candy bar

for getting me out of work

for the marajuana

for the Denver Broncos

Ned Flander: Pain......

heals all

is the clenser

hurts

didly rocks

Bart: I'm having some side effects from the dope. All I know that................

its making gay

im paralyzed

I smell

my testicals wouldnt fit in my underwear

Marge: 8 spices, some must be doubles.......

Paprika what the hell

Oregano what the hell

Parsley what the hell

Italian seasoning what the hell

Ralph: Thats my sandbox. Im not aloud..............

to pee in it

to go in the deep end

to go in it

to in the that hole to nowhere

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