How well do you know Ace ?

What Ace does and says ?
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When ace is disguised as a mail man he says "Thats a lovely dog you have there sir..." ?
  • ... What's his name ?
  • ... Does he bite ?
  • ... Can I stroke him ?
  • ... Do you mind if I pet him ?
  • 2
    Whose shark does Ace fight with ?
  • Roger Pedactor's
  • Ray Finkle's
  • Ronald Camp's
  • There is no shark in the film
  • 3
    What's the first thing Ace says when Melissa tells him to get out of the dolphin tank ?
  • If I'm not back in five minutes -just wait longer!
  • For god's sake gentlemen, doctor! Not a pool man!
  • I've got to mister!
  • I just can't do it captain! I don't have the power!
  • 4
    What is Aces reply to Lois Einhorn when she says "Listen pet dick, how would you like me to make your life a living hell ?" ?
  • You already have, spankyou very much!
  • Alrighty then!
  • Maybe I'll call you, your number still 911 ?
  • Well I'm not really ready for a relationship Lois.
  • 5
    What pisses off Aces bottom in the police station ?
  • The Dolphin is missing.
  • The dolphin isn't a high priority.
  • He got arrested.
  • Lois calls the dolphin a porpous.
  • 6
    Melissa and Ace had sex more than four times.
  • True
  • False
  • 7
    What is the first thing Ace says at the mental hospital ?
  • I'm ready to go in coach just gimme a chance!
  • Woo! Touchdown!
  • Halftime!
  • Do you wanna see it in slow motion ?
  • 8
    When Ace goes into the underground club and asks if greg is there he gets an answer ?
  • True
  • False
  • 9
    What reason does Ace give to Melissa to get the information about Dan Marino's whereabouts ?
  • Because he is in danger
  • Because he's going to get killed
  • Because he's about to join snowflake
  • Because he's going to get kidnapped
  • 10
    While at Ronald Camp's house party. Ace pretends to go to the bathroom, what film does he overexaggerate while sneaking around ?
  • Mission Impossible
  • James Bond
  • Austin Powers
  • Oceans 11
  • 11
    At Roger's apartment, what evidence does Ace first put forward to Lois to suggest Roger was murdered not suicidal ?
  • He had double-paned sound proof glass
  • There were two empty glasses in the room
  • There was a spot of blood on the railing
  • He had no evidence
  • 12
    When Ace makes up a story about a dream he had to scare Melissa, how old does he say he was at the time it "Happened" ?
  • 12
  • 13
  • 14
  • 15
  • 13
    Ace has a dog named Wiggles ?
  • True
  • False
  • 14
    Ace got into a fight with which bird ?
  • A giant parrot
  • A giant penguin
  • A giant pigeon
  • An albino pigeon
  • 15
    Was Ace's father a pet detective ?
  • No, he was a Vet.
  • Yes, he taught Ace everything he knows.
  • Yes, and he died when Ace was young so Ace took over.
  • None of the above
  • 16
    How many women does Ace kiss ?
  • 0
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 17
    What is the name of Ace's landlord ?
  • Mr Shinnadance
  • Mr Shikkadance
  • Mr Waterman
  • Ace doesn't have a landlord
  • 18
    What's the first thing Ace says when he gets into his car with the shitzu ?
  • Hungry fella ?
  • You ok there little man ?
  • The cars flooded. It won't take a second.
  • Warning, assholes are closer than they appear!
  • 19
    When Ace gets into his flat, where does his skunk come from ?
  • The garbage
  • The laundry
  • The toilet
  • He doesn't have a skunk
  • 20
    While at Mr Camp's house, where does Ace say he studied law ?
  • Stanford
  • Michigan
  • Oxford
  • None of the above
  • 21
    What does Ace say is one of the first things he learnt as a lawyer ?
  • The common injury claim against wealthy people
  • The modern preliferation of food poisoing claims
  • Unsafe construction leading to serious injury claims
  • None of the above
  • 22
    Who is the real Lois Einhorn ?
  • A dead hitch hiker found in the woods
  • A police officer
  • A hiker
  • A dolphin trainer
  • 23
    What position did Ray Finkle origionally play ?
  • Quarter back
  • Kicker
  • Lines man
  • None of the above
  • 24
    The laces were in ?
  • True
  • False
  • 25
    And FINALLY, Martha the secretary suggests Ace to Melissa and Roger. Ace recovered Martha's pet called pepper. What was Pepper ?
  • A Tabby cat
  • A Shitzu
  • A Pekanese
  • A Chi wawa
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