Finish the House-isms

Can you complete some of House's witty remarks ?

Just fill in the blank. It's simple.
House: "My God, you're right. I lost my head. All life is equally sacred. And I promise you, the next knitting injury that comes in, _________."
  • We'll have it covered
  • We're on it like stink on cheese
  • I'll take it seriously
  • We'll jump at the chance
  • 2
    House: "I assume 'minimal at best' is your stiff upper lip British way of saying 'no chance in hell. '" Chase: "Actually, I'm Australian." House: "_________."
  • You all sound alike
  • Ok, it's your stiff upper lip Australian way...
  • You put the Queen on your money, you're British
  • Australian, really ? Why is your accent so bad ?
  • 3
    House: "Chicks dig this [waves cane]. It's ___________."
  • Slimming
  • Better than a smile and a new haircut
  • Cuter than a puppy
  • Better than a puppy
  • 4
    Stacy: "Did you think I was never going to get married ?" House: "Not to someone so poorly endowed. _________."
  • This guy's medical records are pathetic
  • This guy's hairline is pathetic
  • This guy's spleen is tiny
  • This guy's pancreas is pathetic
  • 5
    House: "I'm a night owl. Wilson's an early bird. _________."
  • It won't have a happy ending
  • We're different species
  • We can't be in the same cage
  • Our clocks aren't in sync
  • 6
    Cameron: "What are you looking for ?" House: "Same as you. Love, acceptance, ___________."
  • And a place for my stuff
  • And a solid return in investment
  • And a kind-hearted companion
  • And a brain tumor
  • 7
    Wilson: "Did you know your phone is dead ? Do you ever recharge the batteries ?" House: "___________."
  • They recharge ? I thought I had a super long lasting phone
  • Unfortunately I forgot while trying to save the kid's life
  • They recharge ? I just keep buying new phones
  • Oh, see I'm new to all this 'technology'
  • 8
    House: "I'm happy to report that we are now so in sync, ____________."
  • We're actually living together
  • Our carpool is always on time
  • We're sleeping together
  • We're actually wearing each other's underwear
  • 9
    House: "Is this an intervention ? You're a little late, since I'm not using drugs anymore. I am, however, _________."
  • Still hooked on phonics
  • Drunk with power
  • Still hooked on Cuddy
  • Missing a thigh muscle
  • 10
    Cameron: "You're lucky he didn't die." House: "I'm lucky ? _________."
  • Did you see the way he looked at me
  • He's the one who didn't die
  • Cuddy's stuck me with a double in the clinic
  • He said I was a meanie
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