Finish the House-isms
Can you complete some of House's witty remarks ?
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House: "My God, you're right. I lost my head. All life is equally sacred. And I promise you, the next knitting injury that comes in, _________."
We'll have it covered
We're on it like stink on cheese
I'll take it seriously
We'll jump at the chance
House: "I assume 'minimal at best' is your stiff upper lip British way of saying 'no chance in hell. '" Chase: "Actually, I'm Australian." House: "_________."
You all sound alike
Ok, it's your stiff upper lip Australian way...
You put the Queen on your money, you're British
Australian, really ? Why is your accent so bad ?
House: "Chicks dig this [waves cane]. It's ___________."
Better than a smile and a new haircut
Cuter than a puppy
Better than a puppy
Stacy: "Did you think I was never going to get married ?" House: "Not to someone so poorly endowed. _________."
This guy's medical records are pathetic
This guy's hairline is pathetic
This guy's spleen is tiny
This guy's pancreas is pathetic
House: "I'm a night owl. Wilson's an early bird. _________."
It won't have a happy ending
We're different species
We can't be in the same cage
Our clocks aren't in sync
Cameron: "What are you looking for ?" House: "Same as you. Love, acceptance, ___________."
And a place for my stuff
And a solid return in investment
And a kind-hearted companion
And a brain tumor
Wilson: "Did you know your phone is dead ? Do you ever recharge the batteries ?" House: "___________."
They recharge ? I thought I had a super long lasting phone
Unfortunately I forgot while trying to save the kid's life
They recharge ? I just keep buying new phones
Oh, see I'm new to all this 'technology'
House: "I'm happy to report that we are now so in sync, ____________."
We're actually living together
Our carpool is always on time
We're sleeping together
We're actually wearing each other's underwear
House: "Is this an intervention ? You're a little late, since I'm not using drugs anymore. I am, however, _________."
Still hooked on phonics
Drunk with power
Still hooked on Cuddy
Missing a thigh muscle
Cameron: "You're lucky he didn't die." House: "I'm lucky ? _________."
Did you see the way he looked at me
He's the one who didn't die
Cuddy's stuck me with a double in the clinic
He said I was a meanie
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