Which Friend Said It 2

"Don't you hate it when you have to cut a tin can with an ordinary steak knife ?"

"Either it's 'how could you ? ' or enormous breasts"

"You owe me one bald girl!"

"Now tell me you wanna caress my butt!"

"Not even if Carol's breasts had a picture of a missing child on them"

"Five more and I'll flash you!"

"What's FICA ? And why is he taking all my money ?"

"I believe this piece of furniture was fine until your little breakfast adventure with Angela Delveccio... Well lets say the impressions in the butter left little to the imagination"

"I don't know if I'm hungery or horny"

"Dude, I know we aren't exactly going to be sleeping in here, but could you keep it down ?"

"Just don't make my tail too poofy"

"I was trying to figure out a way to demonstrate how I could get my exceptionally large feet into my even bigger mouth"

(sarcastically) "You have homosexual hair!"

"What a weird way to kick me when I'm down"

"Wow, I get really crabby when I cook"

"When the package is this pretty, nobody cares what's inside"

"What would Krogg do! ?"

"All right, tell me if this is too cute. Lesbien wedding... Chicken breasts ?"

"And that's bad because you hate chicken piccata ?... You didn't want to share your tomatoes. Tomatoes are very important to you ?"

"Hey Chandler! I love you, man. And listen if you wanna be gay, be gay! It doesn't matter to me."

Who said the second line ? "What's wrong with the 20th ?" "11 days until Halloween, all the good costumes are gone ?" ?

"There's a thin line between love and hate, and that line happens to be a scarf"

"You're still going to pay me right! ?.... Or maybe something little less selfish."

"I'm so, so sorry. I am definitely gonna see your play. I swear, your play is very important to us. Thank you for your patience. Your play is the next play I'm gonna see."

"Maybe we shouldn't pay our gas bill"