Chick Flick Movie Quotes

"I know you can be under whelmed, and you can be overwhelmed, but can you ever just be, like, whelmed?"

"I need your divine intervention. My oldest daughter, Siddalee, is about to throw away true love. Don't let her do that. I will only smoke once... a day. And I will only have a drink once a week… a day."

"It's such a nice sounding word for what it means: a fortunate accident."

"You know, emperor penguins spend their whole lives looking for that one other penguin and when they meet them, they know. And they spend the rest of their lives together."

"The truth is I gave my heart away a long time ago, my whole heart, and I never really got it back."

"You have to promise you won't fall in love with me."

"I've got the runs. I mean, I've got to run. (walks away) Oh my God. I've got the runs?"

"These aren't spirit fingers... THESE are spirit fingers."

"Our love fern! You let it die! Is that what you're going to do to our relationship? Let it die?!

"Whoever said orange is the new pink was seriously disturbed."