Basic Billy Trivia
Billy Madison Trivia
If you know Billy Madison, then this quiz should be simple.
Who's the old man in his underwear and socks?
Old man Jenkins
Old man Clemens
Old man Smithers
Old man Peters
What does Billy see when he's drunk?
People singing and dancing
What does Frank reply to, "What's today?"
"It's Saturday Billy, duh."
"I have no freaking idea."
"How would I know? I had too many daquiris."
What did Karl eat in the car that upset Eric?
A snack pack
Principal Anderson used to be what wrestler?
The Revolting Blob
The Tubbo Marine
What video game does Billy like the best?
Super Mario Brothers
Who says, "You wanna feed that donkey some beer? Get it all messed up?"
Who has the biggest crush on Billy?
The bus driver
Who ate all the kid's lunches?
The janitor and the lunch lady
Karl and Eric
The bus driver, Frank and Jack
Billy-"You ain't cool, unless __________!"
"You pee your pants!"
"You hang out with me!"
"You finish your homework!"
"I'm in this class!"
What game did Frank and Jack think Billy and Veronica were playing?
Hide and Seek
Billy likes Snack Pack more than Bananas
Who does Wanita have a crush on?
What did Billy draw in first grade?
A blue duck
A shampoo bottle
What would the janitor like to drink?
Wanita-"If you're going to stay home today, _______________________."
"You can clean the house."
"We can play some kickball."
"You can help me shave my armpits."
"I'll give you a noogie."
What did a kid do to the bus driver?
Threw a banana peel at him
Threw his sandwich at him
Called him ugly
Called him a giant loser
What did the crazy lunch lady serve at lunch?
Hoagies and Grinders
What did Billy shout in class when the girl next to him called him a loser?
"I am NOT A LOSER!!"
"No I will not makeout with you!"
"Chlorophyll? More like Borophyll!"
"What is this chemistry crap?"
What did the dorks at high school suggest to Billy?
That he should stay away from the jocks
That he shoudl join the chess club
That he should cut his underwear so it rips easier
That maybe he's not in loser denial
Who was trying to sabotage Billy's plans all along?
What question did Billy ask his teacher during the spelling bee?
How do you spell, 'couch'?
Why do I have to do this?
Why is the second grade so hard?
Are you going to the mall later?
What Jeopardy type question did Eric bomb at?
My Wife the Tramp
Styles of Society and Literature
What did Billy call Scotty's Mom?
The Mucas Queen
A hottie with a body
One piece of Ace
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