How I Met Your Mother Quotes

Who said, "Oh yeeeahh, you just know she likes it dirty."

Who said, "Hey there, sexy."

Who said, "Don't Ted-out about it"

Who said, "Tell me about it! That cake. Best cake I ever had. Seriously, my stomach was like "Hey bro, I don't know what you're eating cause I don't have any eyes but it's basically awesome so keep sending it down Gullet Alley."

Who said, "Sugar helps me study."

Who said, "Hey Ted, Ted, Ted, look! I got a bridesmaid! Ted Ted look, Ted! The second hottest bridesmaid! Ted, look! See you Ted."

Who said, "I drank all five, bitch!"

Who said, "Yeahh, let's all punch Barney in the face!"

Who said, "Come on you made it to 200, you should be proud... you should be tested, but you should be proud!"

Who said, "You know something, I'd take a P in the gutter over Julia Roberts any day."