Question 1 of 14
"Curry is a natural laxative and I don't have to tell you....a clean colon is just once less thing to worry about."
Question 2 of 14
"Can you picture Spock's dad in a little room with a copy of 'Pointy Ears and Shapely Rears'?"
Question 3 of 14
"I don't care if no one else gets it: I'm going as the Doppler Effect."
Question 4 of 14
"Hello, Oompa-Loompas of science."
Question 5 of 14
"The guy next to me is always, 'I have a jacuzzi on my balcony, I have a jacuzzi on my balcony.' But wait until I tell him, 'I've got a time machine on MY balcony!"
Question 6 of 14
"We're here to see Koothrapali, not kill Batman."
Question 7 of 14
"Is that what that was? I just assumed that the second grade cirriculum had rendered you quizzical."
Question 8 of 14
"Hey, what up, Science Bitches?"
Question 9 of 14
"This is not anyone's home! This is a swirling vortex of entropy!"
Question 10 of 14
"Great! Then we'll get married, I won't be able to talk to her and we'll spend the rest of our lives in total silence!"
Question 11 of 14
"Well, we tried kissing, but the earth didn't move. No more than the 383 miles it was going to move anyway."
Question 12 of 14
"Forgive me, Your Highness, but I am but a monkey and it is in my nature to climb. I did not mean to gaze upon you as you comb your hair."
Question 13 of 14
"Really? Because I saw Peter Pan and you're dressed exactly like Cathy Rigby. She was a little bigger than you, but it's basically the same look, dude."
Question 14 of 14
"I apologize for my earlier outburst. Who needs Halo when we can be regaled with the delightfully folksy tail of the Whore of Omaha?"
