Charmed Season 4 Quotes

"When nothing happens you can drag me off to the funny farm, tell them I've been brainwashed. Believe me I could use the vacation."

Person 1: "Just preparing for the Source." Person 2: "Oh, is he coming to dinner?"

Person 1: "How do you spell 'oblique'?" Person 2: "With spellcheck."

"Apples don't fall far from the forbidden tree, I see. "

"Has anyone in this house learned the magic of a telephone?"

Person 1: "Let me get this straight. You guys summoned me to a cage where my powers don't work so we can all die together?!?!" Person 2: "Well, the plan has some flaws admittedly."

"The world better start showing me some respect or I'm gonna stop saving it every week."

"What are we supposed to do? Go back to the Middle Ages, the Dark Ages, whatever hell ages those were?"

Person 1: "I think it worked." Person 2: "Either that or we're in Mary Poppins' head."

"A demon who likes to kill witches. That narrows it down to about every page in the Book."

"She's like 'Piper Light', all of the personality without those messy emotions."

"Next to the Charmed Ones, I'm a potted plant."