1st Season Quotes

"But your not seeing the big picture here. I mean that gym was full of vampi- asbestis.

"Your standing at the mouth of Hell, and its about to open. Dont turn your back on this. You've gotta be ready."

"Your like a textbook with arms. I know this."

Who was Xander talking to when he said "I mean yesterday, my life was like, "Uh oh. Pop quiz." Today its rain of toads." ?

Well we averted the apocalypse. I give us points for that.

Say hi to the nice little witch.

I laugh in the face of danger. Than I hide untill it goes away.

Willow said this "Your my Xander-shaped friend."

"Well I know I'll miss the intellectual thrill of spelling out words with my arms."

"If the apocalypse comes beep me." This quote is from?

"BITE ME!"

Buffy said this "Let's stop this crazy whirligig of fun. I'm dizzy."