CSI Quotes

"I think if there is something looking down on us, somewhere in the universe..... They're smart enough to stay away from us."

"You look tired, buddy. Want me to make you a bottle, go night-night ?"

"Want me to clack that jaw, make you go night-night ?"

"It's not like you to have a one track mind."

Poster creator: "Fast, cheap and open 24 hours a day." ? : "Just like my ex-wife."

"It's only a bad year if you do a bad job. You're having a great year!"

"It took 5 people to kill him. It would've taken only one to save his life."

"I'm a vegetarian. Everyone here knows I'm a vegetarian. I haven't eaten meat since we stayed up all night with that dead pig. It pains me to look at it. Forget about cleaning it up!"

"Fine line between pain and pleasure. But who doesn't mind crossing that line every now and then."

First exhumation for David. Who said, "Now, if she grabs you, use your free hand to hold her down, okay ?"

"Well, that should give you enough time to burn down the barn."

"Well, I like hairy chests, but I'm not about to bop a 6 foot weasel!"