Monkees Quotes

"They probably serve bad food and drugs anyway."

"Do you realize you're leaving a trail of pistachio nuts all the way across the city ? You know, if you committed a crime, the police would find you in two minutes!"

"Oh, wow, what a great lookin' chick! She's the most beautiful thing I ever laid eyes on! Look at those sideburns and that body!"

"Nobody touches the Big Man's trigger finger!"

General Vandenberg: "I keep thinking I know you from somewhere." ? : "Have you ever been to jail ?"

"There's no way anyone would ever believe I was a girl!"

"Don't object so much! You'll live longer!"

"If you really dig a chick, you should tell her. You shouldn't steal her picture."

"Hey, you got some friends, Pete ? Bring 'em over someday!"

"Don't call me Mister. I'm just a kid."

"What kind of people have you got coming up here ? Senior citizens visiting their grandparents ? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"

"Baby, if I don't leave, he's gonna punish my entire body!"