Memorable Friends Quotes

Who said: "Chandler does still think I'm pregnant. He hasn't asked me how I'm feeling or offered to carry my bags. I feel bad for the woman who ends up with him." ?

Who said: "All right, look if you absolutely have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing's right. And that's what deathbeds are for." ?

Who said: "How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow ?" ?

Who said: "Oh, yeah, I'm a gym member. I try to go four times a week, but I've missed the last... Twelve hundred times." ?

Who said: "You know, we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that's half human, half *pure evil*! " ?

Who said: "Guys can fake it ? Unbelievable! The one thing that's ours!" ?

Monica: "My motto is get out before they go down. " Who responded: "That is so not my motto. " ?

Monica: "Okay, I've got a leg, three breasts, and a wing. " Who responded: "How do you find clothes that fit ?" ?

Who said: "Oh my God. I've become my father. I've been trying so hard not to become my mother, I didn't see this coming." ?

Who said: [entering from bathroom, with an issue of Cosmo] "All right, I took the quiz, and it turns out, I do put career before men." ?

Who said: "Observe the art of seduction. Watch, learn, and don't eat my cookie." ?