Who said..... ?

"If there only were something inside your brain that could control the things you say"

"They don't know that we know, they know, we know.... And Joey, you cant say anything"

"Get out of the way, Jackass!..... Who names his boat Coastguard anyway ?"

"We were on a break!"

"Gum would be perfection"

"Are you scared to loose, Monkeyboy ?"

"That sandwich was the last good thing going on in my life"

"Now, you go in there and seduce her until she cracks"

"When we said we should go face to face, I don't think we thought it all the way through"

"Go in to the light Mr Heckles!"

"You don't know!... I thought I was going to pass out from the pain... But I couldn't bend that way"

"Yeah!.... That's right, I stepped up... If I had to, I'd pee on anyone of you"

"Guys can fake it ?... Unbelievable!... The one thing that's ours"

"Oh, my God! The foster puppets!"

"Cool. "Urkel" in Spanish is "Urkel"."

"Oh, look. Ugly Naked Guy is decorating his Christmas tree. Wow, you should see the size of his Christmas balls."

"Welcome to the real world! It sucks! You're going to love it!"

"If she wanted to be more like me, why couldn't she just copy my hairstyle or something ?"

"Yes Fran, I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy!"

"What the hell are you doing, you scared the crap out of me!"

"What ? You made a bet. A bet is a bet. You bet on a bet, and if you lose you lose the bet."

"Hey, can we turn on the TV ? I think it's raining outside."

"You have to stop the Q-tip when there's resistance"