Boy Meets world, The Cosby Show, Dharma and Greg, and Everybody Loves Raymond quotes

What show has this quote, "Yes, especially since we moved all men underground and used them just for breeding. " ?

What show has this, "It's film strip day in sex-ed and he's not here." ?

What show has this quote, This will forever be remembered as the night we peed on the police car. " ?

What show has this quote, He's a minister, Dad, he'll tell God we're crazy." ?

What show has this quote, I said at least a month! Might be longer." ?

What show has this quote, "So, what ? You catch more evil spirits with molasses than with vinegar ?" ?

What show has this quote, "Ah, God. If this day was a woman, she'd have to beat the other days off with a stick. ?

What show has this quote, "They could be anywhere doing who knows what." (Pauses, then continues, more enraged) "They'd better not be doing who knows what!" ?

What show has this quote, "Well I don't know what it's called in your new world, but we call that a date here in honky land. " ?

What show has this quote, " Did you tell him about my pedicures ?" ?