Season three quotes from Boy Meets World

Who said this, If I'da done to me what I did to them, I'da done the same thing to me that they did to me. ?

Who said this, Men are from Mars, Women Want to Blow Mars Out of the Stinking Sky. ?

Who said this quote, What you're paying me today... I want half! Then double it! ?

Who said this, Hey Dad, thanks for giving birth to me! ?

Who said this, I know what this is. Miss Birnbaum's biology test is today and seeing that you've never met Miss Birnbaum, you're ditching. ?

Who said this, TV’s not funny, Cory’s life is funny. ?

Who said this, Well, you're work is deplorable, your penmanship illegible, but your mother is my sister, so there we are! See you at Thanksgiving! ?

Who said this, No No No. I ended my paper 'In conclusion, chemicals don't explode'! ?

Who said this, No, of what you said. I mean, we are only fourteen years old. These feelings -- when, when did you know ?

Who said this quote, 1-800- Take a Cold Shower! ?