Finish the House-isms
Can you complete some of House's witty remarks ?
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Question 1 of 10
House: "My God, you're right. I lost my head. All life is equally sacred. And I promise you, the next knitting injury that comes in, _________."
A
We'll have it covered
B
We're on it like stink on cheese
C
I'll take it seriously
D
We'll jump at the chance
Question 2 of 10
House: "I assume 'minimal at best' is your stiff upper lip British way of saying 'no chance in hell. '" Chase: "Actually, I'm Australian." House: "_________."
A
You all sound alike
B
Ok, it's your stiff upper lip Australian way...
C
You put the Queen on your money, you're British
D
Australian, really ? Why is your accent so bad ?
Question 3 of 10
House: "Chicks dig this [waves cane]. It's ___________."
A
Slimming
B
Better than a smile and a new haircut
C
Cuter than a puppy
D
Better than a puppy
Question 4 of 10
Stacy: "Did you think I was never going to get married ?" House: "Not to someone so poorly endowed. _________."
A
This guy's medical records are pathetic
B
This guy's hairline is pathetic
C
This guy's spleen is tiny
D
This guy's pancreas is pathetic
Question 5 of 10
House: "I'm a night owl. Wilson's an early bird. _________."
A
It won't have a happy ending
B
We're different species
C
We can't be in the same cage
D
Our clocks aren't in sync
Question 6 of 10
Cameron: "What are you looking for ?" House: "Same as you. Love, acceptance, ___________."
A
And a place for my stuff
B
And a solid return in investment
C
And a kind-hearted companion
D
And a brain tumor
Question 7 of 10
Wilson: "Did you know your phone is dead ? Do you ever recharge the batteries ?" House: "___________."
A
They recharge ? I thought I had a super long lasting phone
B
Unfortunately I forgot while trying to save the kid's life
C
They recharge ? I just keep buying new phones
D
Oh, see I'm new to all this 'technology'
Question 8 of 10
House: "I'm happy to report that we are now so in sync, ____________."
A
We're actually living together
B
Our carpool is always on time
C
We're sleeping together
D
We're actually wearing each other's underwear
Question 9 of 10
House: "Is this an intervention ? You're a little late, since I'm not using drugs anymore. I am, however, _________."
A
Still hooked on phonics
B
Drunk with power
C
Still hooked on Cuddy
D
Missing a thigh muscle
Question 10 of 10
Cameron: "You're lucky he didn't die." House: "I'm lucky ? _________."
A
Did you see the way he looked at me
B
He's the one who didn't die
C
Cuddy's stuck me with a double in the clinic
D
He said I was a meanie
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