Full House, Boy Meets World, and The Cosby show quotes

What show has this quote, Oh, I'll check it out, all right. Then I'll pack it up. I can't believe you just dumped all my stuff in the garage! Am I still getting my mail, or did you forward it to the gutter ?

What show has this quote, This cereal is tearing my family apart! ?

What show has this quote, Half the test! What, like 30 or 40% percent ?

What show has this quote, A 10:00 curfew ? That means if I pick her up at eight, that only gives us…oh, that stinking metric system. ?

What show has this quote, No, of what you said. I mean, we are only fourteen years old. These feelings -- when, when did you know ?

What show has this quote, What's the matter ? Afraid I'll say something to embarrass you ?

What show has this, You said we work, we don't work, I work! I work like a pig! ?

What show has this quote, Easy, it's the same number as your bank card. Oh, I owe you 40 bucks. ?

What show has this quote, Ha, you are rejected by women of ALL ages! ?

What show has this quote, "You plan to have a girlfriend ?" ?

What show has this quote, Ok now how is that possible, 'cause my aunt looks like an elephant. ?

What show has this quote, Well, sometimes you're talking so loud I can't sleep ?

What show has this quote, That is my sister you're talking about! ?

What show has this quote, Just because you are the baby of the family doesn't mean that you are a baby. ?

What show has this quote, Did you ever stop to think that maybe YOU'RE the one dressing like ME ?

What show has this quote, I even read the book! ?

What show has this quote, Okay, I’ll throw you one. Have your papers in my hand, at my place, Sunday, five ‘o’clock, not a minute later ?

What show has this quote, Oh, I thought the TX stood for tax. ?

What show has this quote, They were scared of you, not the movie ?

What show has this quote, I'm moving to Mexico. I'm going to start a new life as a Mexican hat dancer. ?

What show has this quote, What ?! She's off the hook again ?! ?

What show has this quote, Aw, you're so cute when you're mad. And right now, you're about the cutest I've ever seen you. ?

What show has this quote, He took away my girls. WHY DON'T WE JUST SACRIFICE YOU ?! ?

What show has this quote, Look, all I know is you and I belong together. I mean, I've always been able to talk to you, to make you laugh. And I've always, always wanted to take care of you... Alright ?

And Finally what show has this quote, Well heck, you've been here for a year. Besides, teachers shouldn't be watching television anyway.