Dharma and Greg Quotes

Who said this quote, Oh, you'll watch what I do. You'll totally disapprove and do the complete opposite. ?

Who said this quote, Now, Dharma, "Death" doesn't always mean death. Sometimes it just means a change is coming. ?

Who said this quote, Do you know how hard it is to get a nicotine patch to stick to a monkey ?

Who said this, Oh Gregory darling every bride thinks she wants to cook a Thanksgiving dienner and it always ends up the same. Someone cries someone is rushed to the emergency room, a perfectly lovly bird gets wasted Which if I don't eat soon it will be me

Who said this quote, It's her name. I mean, how can you *not* vote for "Care and love" ? Guess I might as well change my name to "Lower taxes and free balloons for all the kids ?

Who said this, Excuse me! Aren't you the person who said that boarding school is the worst thing in the world ?

Who said this, *I* went to boarding school, it's not the worst thing in the world! ?

Who said this quote, I wouldn't want our marriage to get in the way of your dating. ?

Who said this, Well, I could try to pay the phone bill with love, but I think it's a felony. ?

Who said this, Oh, I totally misunderstood that groom-can't-see-the-bride-in-her-wedding-dress-thing. ?