Match The T. V Quote

What show has this quote, What is a DVD player ? Is it for pornography ?

What show has this quote, That's the restaurant where the crazy old Chinese lady yells at you while you're leaving, right ?

What show has this quote, Hi, Raymond. Are you hungry ? Do you want something to eat ? Only you can't have lasagna... Or ice cream. ?

What show has this quote, So ? I'm your husband, you're supposed to love me no matter what's in my pants! ?

What show has this quote, You know, everyday I ask you, "What did you do ?" and everyday you tell me "Nothing." Well, I'm tired of nothing. I mean we both know something happened in school today and I want to know what it is! ?

What show has this quote, Mommy, if my dolly is cold, can I put her in the toaster oven ?

What show has this quote, My uncle Morrie thinks he's Sammy Sosa. ?

What show has this quote, When did this school get a library ?

What show has this quote, If you have 60% of a pie, that's still a lot of pie! ?

What show has this quote, Because the label on the crayon said "Washable". ?

What show has this quote, You know, there was one point there where I thought that we really had them. They were screaming EXITS! EXITS! ?

What show has this quote, I, for example, have a young neighbor who sings along to his little sister's Barney records. ?

What show has this quote, {Singing} My brother is a moron. ?

What show has this quote, Just give him a piece of cheese and he'll be just as happy. ?