Sitcom Quotes

What show has this quote: No! Why am I always pregnant when she does that ?

What show has this quote: Wow, it's so much clearer when you repeat exactly what you just said. ?

What show has this quote: Yeah, I can see were I'd be your best shot, but no. ?

What show has this quote: What's the job ? Keeping the blood out of his brain ?

What show has this quote: Now you know the bee probably died when he stung you ?

What show has this quote: All right... Ducks are heads, because ducks... Have heads. ?

What show has this quote: Because it's Richard's son. It's like inviting a greek tragedy over for dinner. ?

What show has this quote: You know there already is a Joseph Stalin ?

What show has this quote: You guys can't tell, but I'm trying to break the tension by mooning you ?

What show has this quote: Why don't I just take off my clothes, and have a nightmare ?

What show has this quote: Oh, I knew something had to be wrong, because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday. ?

What show has this quote: Well, it does not ring a bell with me! ?

What show has this quote: Oh great, food with hair on it. ?

What show has this quote: Y'know, you'd think I would've. ?

What show has this quote: What's "PLEH" ?

What show has this quote: He looked in your pants ?

What show has this quote: That's "Help" spelled backwards so that the helicopters can read it from the air! ?

What show has this quote: Leave the seat where it is and don't monkey with the radio. ?

What show has this quote: they think they can mess with us! They're trying to mess with us ?! They don't know that we know they know we know! ?

What show has this quote: Hey! I was there, and I saw your wife fall apart! I never saw her like that, and I'll tell you, I never want to see her like that again! ?

What show has this quote: She's not going to make you wear one of those big plastic cones, is she ?

What show has this quote: They had their own bedroom. ?

What show has this quote: What's the matter, is the TV broken ?

What show has this quote: How can you say that ?

What show has this quote: Well maybe that's my decision. Well maybe I don't need your money. Wait, wait, I said "Maybe"! ?