My Wife and Kids
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Question 1 of 10
What was the name of the girl who dressed up as nurse for Michael before he met Jay in High School, and Michael kept chasing her around with a thermometer?
A
Sharon
B
Sheniqua
C
Jasmine
D
Shenade
Question 2 of 10
When Jay has gone to visit her mother and Michael is left for a few weeks at home with the kids, what color is the bra Kady comes downstairs wearing to signify herself as Jay?
A
Peach
B
Black
C
White
D
Red
Question 3 of 10
Why did Jay miss her High School Prom?
A
She was working
B
Michael told her it was cancelled
C
Her Limo broke down
D
She was having Junior
Question 4 of 10
What is Jay's middle name?
A
Adele
B
Marie
C
Anna
D
Melissa
Question 5 of 10
Finish the following quote from the episode where Jay loses her job "Aww you're a sweet girl Claire, you dress like a....."?
A
"... hussy, but none the less you are sweet girl."
B
"...hussy, I'll buy you some more clothes."
C
"...hussy, but you're a sweet girl."
D
"...hussy, but I love you."
Question 6 of 10
When Jay finds a picture of Michaels ex girlfriend she freaks and books an appointment with a therapist. The therapist says at one point "It's time to ring out my jack hammer." what is Michaels reaction to this?
A
He moves his hand away from the therapists
B
He screams and warns him to back off
C
He lifts his eyebrows and looks at Jay
D
He covers his groin
Question 7 of 10
In the first episode we meet Franklin what is the first thing he plays on the piano?
A
James Bond theme tune
B
Aura Lee
C
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
D
Fur Elise
Question 8 of 10
On the episode where Michael and Jay are trying to have a romantic night in, Tony begins to sing outside. What does Jay say he sounds like?
A
A drowning rat
B
A cat in heat
C
A constipated weasel
D
A dog who's being choked
Question 9 of 10
In one episode Junior asks to go to a rap concert and see a rapper called MC Murder Death. What is the song called he's going to be preforming?
A
Death Row
B
Die by midnight
C
30 shots
D
Bullet to the Brain
Question 10 of 10
Why did Michael say he was punishing the kids by feeding them lemon meringue pie?
A
It's what his father would have done
B
The principles
C
To annoy them
D
Teach them a lesson
Unanswered questions will be maked as wrong
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