More Movie Quotes

"If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer"

"Remember; not until the fat lady sings"

"I feel like I've been in a coma for the past twenty years. And I'm just now waking up"

"Ho, what did I say? Did you hear what I said? I heard what I said 'cause I was standing there when I said it."

"Do you think I'd speak for you? I don't even know your language"

"It comes in pints? I'm getting one"

"What, did you go to a special bitch academy or something?"

"I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside to try to kill the thing on the inside"

"You men are shameful. If you're not thinking with your weiner then you're acting directly on its behalf"

"I've just 'ad an apostrophe!"

"I...I...I'm fairly alarmed here."

"I'm gonna go upstairs and pay a visit to the shower fairy"