Stargate: SG-1 Quotes

"Is that a money-back-if-your-not-completely-alive guarantee?"

"Well, you know me. Always willing to help those who.... need help"

"Maybourne you are an idiot every day of the week, why couldn't you have taken one day off?"

"Um... the sun is beeping"

"Oh sorry, guess I was wrong. I'm sure your information is correct. In fact I'm usually quiet wrong; quite unreliable actually. To be honest with you, I'm insane"

"Are you suggesting an alien conspirancy?"

"You know, you blow up one sun and suddenly everyone expects you to walk on water"

"I have to admitt, that does sound interesting. On the other hand, you're an evil killing machine, so, no, pass"

"What is an Oprah?"

"Yeah. Usually they ask nicely before they ignore us and do whatever they damb well please"