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Do you know your Ace, then the quiz should be easy. This is stuff taken from both movies.
Question 1 of 16
Compleate the sentence, "Like a _______!"
A
Dove
B
Glove
C
fox
D
idiot
Question 2 of 16
What does Ace reply when asked if he'd like an ashtray?
A
"All righty then!"
B
"Nah, I brought my own."
C
"No..I don't smoke. It's a disgusting habit."
D
"I don't even have a cigarette!"
Question 3 of 16
Compleate the sentence, "If I'm not back in five minutes, _____________"
A
"Just wait longer!"
B
"Start without me, Babe!"
C
"Then send help!"
D
"Then I'm gone for good."
Question 4 of 16
What does Ace reply to, "What's the password?"
A
"Stop playing around and let me in!"
B
"John Travolta...was only good looking in Grease."
C
"The moose walks at night."
D
"New England Clam..Chowder."
Question 5 of 16
Who did Greg say they would find before the Humpback Whales?
A
Amelia Earheardt
B
Bill Clinton
C
Jimmy Hoffa
D
Emilio Estevez
Question 6 of 16
Compleate the sentence, "Hi! I'm looking for Ray Finkle! _______________"
A
"Is he around?"
B
"And a clean pair of shorts!"
C
"But I could come back later..."
D
"And Snowflake the dolphin!"
Question 7 of 16
What did Ace reply to, "What..do you know about..pressure?"
A
"Not much, actually."
B
"A lot more than you think, man-lady!"
C
"Well, I have kissed a man."
D
"Why are you yelling at me?"
Question 8 of 16
Compleate the sentence, "That's why Roger Podactor is dead! _________________"
A
"Ray Finkle unleashed his wrath upon him!"
B
"He saw Einhorn's thingy!!"
C
"She...he.....IT DID IT!"
D
"He found Captain Winky!"
Question 9 of 16
What does the Monk reply after Greenwall says, "He bends over and speaks from his rear." ?
A
"Oh, him."
B
"You may see him, but he's meditating at the moment."
C
"He left some time ago."
D
"Why are you so sweaty?"
Question 10 of 16
What toy does Ace think is the greatest?
A
Rubik's Cube
B
Etcha Sketch
C
Slinky
D
Mystery Date Game
Question 11 of 16
What song does Ace sing in the Jungle?
A
The Lion King Song--"In the jungle, the mighty jungle.."
B
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
C
Theme from Titanic
D
Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny, Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
Question 12 of 16
Compleate the sentence, "And you must be....The Monopoly Guy! ___________"
A
"Why do you only where one eyeglass?"
B
"You have one tiny head!"
C
"Who's the babe you're with?"
D
"Thanks for the free parking."
Question 13 of 16
Compleate the sentence, "Fee Fi Fo Fum! I smell __________________"
A
"Something bad! What is that??"
B
"The fingerprints of scum!"
C
"Something lovely in the air. It must be love...."
D
"Bat Guano! Yech!!!"
Question 14 of 16
Compleate the sentence, "Spankyou _______"
A
"Spank you very much!"
B
"Greenwall!"
C
"Helpy Helperton."
D
All of the above
Question 15 of 16
What does Ace say when waking, after being shot with a poisonous arrow?
A
"Flowers? For me? I do declare Mr. Beaurugard!..."
B
"Why does my butt sting??!"
C
"Oh, Jack...it's like I'm flying!"
D
"Somebody stop me!!!"
Question 16 of 16
Finally, who is Ace Ventura?
A
Adam Sandler
B
Jim Carrey
C
Will Ferrell
D
John Travolta
Unanswered questions will be maked as wrong
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