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If you know Billy Madison, then this quiz should be simple.
Question 1 of 25
Who's the old man in his underwear and socks?
A
Old man Jenkins
B
Old man Clemens
C
Old man Smithers
D
Old man Peters
Question 2 of 25
What does Billy see when he's drunk?
A
A penguin
B
People singing and dancing
C
A swan
D
Veronica
Question 3 of 25
What does Frank reply to, "What's today?"
A
"It's Saturday Billy, duh."
B
"I have no freaking idea."
C
"How would I know? I had too many daquiris."
D
"October?"
Question 4 of 25
What did Karl eat in the car that upset Eric?
A
Ritz crackers
B
Triscuits
C
A snack pack
D
A banana
Question 5 of 25
Principal Anderson used to be what wrestler?
A
The Revolting Blob
B
Thrasher
C
The Tubbo Marine
D
Evil Jim
Question 6 of 25
What video game does Billy like the best?
A
Mortal Kombat
B
Tetris
C
Donkey Kong
D
Super Mario Brothers
Question 7 of 25
Who rules?
A
O'brien
B
O'doyle
C
O'scotty
D
O'Sandler
Question 8 of 25
Who says, "You wanna feed that donkey some beer? Get it all messed up?"
A
Karl
B
Billy
C
Jack
D
Frank
Question 9 of 25
Who has the biggest crush on Billy?
A
Susan
B
The bus driver
C
Principal Anderson
D
Jennifer
Question 10 of 25
Who ate all the kid's lunches?
A
The janitor and the lunch lady
B
Karl and Eric
C
The bus driver, Frank and Jack
D
Billy
Question 11 of 25
Billy-"You ain't cool, unless __________!"
A
"You pee your pants!"
B
"You hang out with me!"
C
"You finish your homework!"
D
"I'm in this class!"
Question 12 of 25
What game did Frank and Jack think Billy and Veronica were playing?
A
Hide and Seek
B
Marco Polo
C
Freeze Tag
D
WWF Wrestlers
Question 13 of 25
Billy likes Snack Pack more than Bananas
A
True
B
False
Question 14 of 25
Who does Wanita have a crush on?
A
Billy's Dad
B
Billy
C
Jack
D
Principal Anderson
Question 15 of 25
What did Billy draw in first grade?
A
Veronica
B
A blue duck
C
A swan
D
A shampoo bottle
Question 16 of 25
What would the janitor like to drink?
A
Milk
B
Beer
C
Iced tea
D
A martini
Question 17 of 25
Wanita-"If you're going to stay home today, _______________________."
A
"You can clean the house."
B
"We can play some kickball."
C
"You can help me shave my armpits."
D
"I'll give you a noogie."
Question 18 of 25
What did a kid do to the bus driver?
A
Threw a banana peel at him
B
Threw his sandwich at him
C
Called him ugly
D
Called him a giant loser
Question 19 of 25
What did the crazy lunch lady serve at lunch?
A
Hoagies and Grinders
B
Meatloaf
C
Sloppy Joes
D
Corndogs
Question 20 of 25
What did Billy shout in class when the girl next to him called him a loser?
A
"I am NOT A LOSER!!"
B
"No I will not makeout with you!"
C
"Chlorophyll? More like Borophyll!"
D
"What is this chemistry crap?"
Question 21 of 25
What did the dorks at high school suggest to Billy?
A
That he should stay away from the jocks
B
That he shoudl join the chess club
C
That he should cut his underwear so it rips easier
D
That maybe he's not in loser denial
Question 22 of 25
Who was trying to sabotage Billy's plans all along?
A
Karl
B
Eric
C
Mr. Madison
D
Frank
Question 23 of 25
What question did Billy ask his teacher during the spelling bee?
A
How do you spell, 'couch'?
B
Why do I have to do this?
C
Why is the second grade so hard?
D
Are you going to the mall later?
Question 24 of 25
What Jeopardy type question did Eric bomb at?
A
My Wife the Tramp
B
Business Ethics
C
College Algebra
D
Styles of Society and Literature
Question 25 of 25
What did Billy call Scotty's Mom?
A
The Mucas Queen
B
A hottie with a body
C
One piece of Ace
D
Beautiful
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